There was huge relief today when a suspected kidnap attempt was foiled. Jim had been clearing the car park of litter, stones and well, anything he could place in his mouth, when suddenly a car pulled up and two adults and a small person jumped out, picked Jim up and cuddled him furiously. The authorities [...]
August 19, 2011 at 3:55 pm | Jim | No comment
Summertime is here and Jim is enjoying a well earned rest from the stresses of working life. The sun is out and Jim has been relaxing in the garden. He can’t go on holiday yet, as he doesn’t have a passport, so he has to content himself with a roll on the grass and talking [...]
August 17, 2011 at 9:15 am | Jim | No comment
After nearly a full working day, which involved: bin emptying, floor cleaning and carpet washing, Jim decided it was time to go home. He sat by the door at 4pm and wouldn’t budge even for Ned the UPS driver. He eventually moved when he was offered a biscuit and the opportunity to attack Julie in [...]
July 4, 2011 at 8:55 am | Jim | No comment
Chaos reigned today, when during an important team meeting, someone passed wind! No one admitted the assault, but Jim did look rather sheepish. Eventually Louise, Darrell and Sarah saw the funny side of things and blamed the local farmer, much to Jim’s relief (again)!
June 17, 2011 at 3:21 pm | Jim | No comment
Jim had a run in with management today. He was found sleeping behind a photocopier with a crisp packet nuzzled underneath his chin. After being told off and sent to his bed, he sulked and refused to have his photo taken with his colleagues. This image is all we could get. Hopefully he’ll cheer up [...]
May 12, 2011 at 8:13 am | Jim | No comment